SCUBA diving is
a serious sport. Everytime you dive you strap a life support system to your
back. But hey, we're recreational divers which means we're looking to
have fun. So while we dive, we're carful and serious. When we're out of the
water, it's anybody's ball game. So enjoy some jokes while you're topside.
(since I strongly discourage the practice of taking a laptop computer underwater
to avoid shark attacks:
manure before diving. Sharks hate anything breaded
dive with a buddy. On sharks approach, point to buddy
a briefcase. Shark may mistake you for an attorney and leave you alone out
of professional courtesy.
shocks and springs in car
from trigger fish bites
can spot old time divers by:
Jeep with bad shocks
Book has volume a number on the cover.
in at least one ear.
cylinders older than you are.
about making their first wet suit.
gear is faded.
10.Limps from Dysbaric Osteonecrosis.
can spot newbie divers by:
in all the blanks in their logbook
diving related scars
"Wow, did you see that" alot
7.Equipment looks nice
worry about this dive UNLESS..______ !
(fill in from below)
1.You hear the theme music from JAWS
2.You see someones foot hanging out of a fish's mouth
3.All the fish on the reef disappear
4.You see the boat pass you going down while you're on the anchor